100 REASONS TO DRINK

Last Friday was the OUT 100 Gala at Gotham Hall. And if you weren't getting drunk there hoping to fuck someone then you were probably drinking somewhere else hoping to fuck someone, both of you wondering if you would have found richer asses at this shmancy event.

You wouldn't.

If you didn't make it, you missed it. And if you missed it you read about it - John thought it was lackluster, Queerty thought it was tacky and Aaron thought everyone missed the point. But in the end the gays still jam-packed the doors trying to get in for......well.....alcohol? Yes, indeed.

Here's the wrap up from the Largest Annual Gay Pre-Gaming Party Ever!

First those who definitely got drunk and ended up in bed alone:

Accessorizing at Staples is never a good idea (enlarge to see what this means). Big Red Button!

Too many accesories clutter an outfit!

Too much face clutters an outfit!


What kind of sex do drag queens have - I'll take a tranny any day!


If you look close you can see Nick is sporting a grazed head wound just narrowly escaping the EW ax that came down earlier that day. Shia - Right.


I wish Richie Rich would take off that damn hat, start dressing like Richie Rich McCauly Culkin style.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....AND THE WINNERS OF THE DRUNK GAYS PROBABLY GOT SOME THAT NIGHT AND PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN:

On the left is Bye bye LOVE! with Michael Bubble
On the right two dudes, one who glows in the dark.

As Always - Photos Courtesy of the Black Strap-Ons